The Sultanate of Rogdoiris is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 5.352 billion Rogdoirisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.

The all-consuming Rogdoirisian economy, worth 613 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,699 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 463,181 per year while the poor average 18,958, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and snakes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rogdoiris's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rogdoiris is ranked 85,347^th in the world and 4,259^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.