The Empire of Rabitopia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 370 million Rabitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabitopia City. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rabitopian economy, worth 18.9 trillion feltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 51,204 feltis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and Rabitopians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabitopia's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabitopia is ranked 90,817^th in the world and 600^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,227.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.