The Royal Republic of Quidia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Emperor Brent Snocom with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.562 billion Quidians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomen Latine Vanitas. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quidian economy, worth a remarkable 3,871 trillion Quidian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,799 Quidian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, and a flying elephant and Lord Emperor Brent Snocom share the same nickname. Crime is totally unknown. Quidia's national animal is the Roadrunner, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quidia is ranked 4,927^th in the world and 3^rd in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Most Cultured, scoring 160 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.