The Sovereign Military Junta of Peoples Republic of Joyea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Joyeah with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.363 billion Joyeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeah City. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Joyean economy, worth 168 trillion Joyeah noodles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,777 Joyeah noodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Republic of Joyea's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Ideology Of Joyeah.

Peoples Republic of Joyea is ranked 131,279^th in the world and 7^th in Peoples Republic of Joyeah for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.