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Most Devout: 1,371st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,507th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,158th
The Sovereign Military Junta of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We must protect the leadership with desperate courage
DEAREST SUPREME LEADER COMRADE JOYEAH
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Peoples Republic of Joyea

Population2.989 billion

CapitalJoyeah City
LeaderDEAREST SUPREME LEADER COMRADE JOYEAH
FaithJoyean Orthodox Christian

CurrencyJoyeah noodle
AnimalJoyean Calico Cat

The Sovereign Military Junta of Peoples Republic of Joyea is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST SUPREME LEADER COMRADE JOYEAH with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.989 billion Joyeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeah City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Joyean economy, worth 473 trillion Joyeah noodles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,325 Joyeah noodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, the internet has been placed under government control, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Republic of Joyea's national animal is the Joyean Calico Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Joyean Orthodox Christian.

Peoples Republic of Joyea is ranked 7,954th in the world and 2nd in Coalition of Authoritarian Nations for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,274.33 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 1,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,507thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,158thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,048thLargest Black Market: 5,639thMost Cultured: 5,923rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,026thLowest Crime Rates: 6,442ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,865thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,924thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,954thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,245thMost Efficient Economies: 9,715thHighest Average Incomes: 10,942ndLargest Governments: 13,670thMost Developed: 15,635thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,131st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Joyea, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Joyea, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Joyea, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Peoples Republic of Joyea lodged a message on the Coalition of Authoritarian Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Joyea, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Peoples Republic of Joyea changed its national motto to "We must protect the leadership with desperate courage".
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Joyea, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Joyea, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Joyea, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Joyea, DEAREST SUPREME LEADER COMRADE JOYEAH has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.

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