The Christmas United States of Pichu23 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aidan with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.44 billion Pichu23ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pichu23 City. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pichu23ian economy, worth 526 trillion lolcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,701 lolcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, homophobia is off the menu, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Pichu23's national animal is the ambulance, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Pichu23 is ranked 278,041^st in the world and 49^th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Most Secular, with 3.33 Atheism Rate.