The Tsardom of Nuremgard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Daoud Volkov with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.995 billion Russians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 8,715 trillion roubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 363,225 roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Prime Minister Daoud Volkov is a silly poophead, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nuremgard. Crime is totally unknown. Nuremgard's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Nuremgard is ranked 396^th in the world and 1^st in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 363,225.03 Standard Monetary Units.