The Sultanate of Lnoneat is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.824 billion Single-Celled Organisms have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The Single-Celled economy, worth 141 trillion Atoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 50,103 Atoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes, and arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Lnoneat's national animal is the Amoeba, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lnoneat is ranked 293,862^nd in the world and 44^th in KAKISTOCRACY LEAGUE for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -41.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.