The Kingdom of Liverpolis is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Grão-Duque Davi I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 7.789 billion Liverpolisianoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande Cidade de Liverpoliskitchen. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liverpolisian economy, worth 914 trillion Florio reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 117,375 Florio reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liverpolis's national animal is the Chokityein, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Liverpolis is ranked 13,527^th in the world and 759^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 101 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.