The Republic of Leimentipe is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning emu population. The cynical population of 12.572 billion Leimentipeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Leimentipean economy, worth 291 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,188 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leimentipe's national animal is the emu.

Leimentipe is ranked 140,073^rd in the world and 7,787^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.