The Kirina of Kirina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by A corrupt leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.174 billion Kirinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saigon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The very strong Kirinese economy, worth 321 trillion Monehs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,123 Monehs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,608 per year while the poor average 19,099, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, A corrupt leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Who knows has been named as Kirina's national religion, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kirina's national animal is the Birb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Who knows.

Kirina is ranked 242,485^th in the world and 10,207^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.05 law-abiding acts per hour.