by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 2,413thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,148thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,480th
The Slovak Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
A corrupt leader
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population3.169 billion

LeaderA corrupt leader


The Slovak Republic of Kirina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A corrupt leader with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.169 billion Slovaks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bratislava. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The very strong Slovakian economy, worth 244 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,123 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,608 per year while the poor average 19,099, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, A corrupt leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Catholicism has been named as Kirina's national religion, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kirina's national animal is the Birb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Kirina is ranked 79,027th in the world and 1,859th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Most Primitive: 2,413thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,148thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,480thMost Devout: 12,143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,801stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,520thMost Armed: 14,975thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,247thLargest Retail Industry: 20,326thMost Avoided: 23,891st
Most Primitive: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 141st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Devout: 218th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionMost Armed: 360th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 367th in the regionMost Avoided: 384th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 439th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 455th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 614th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 705th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 748th in the regionMost Patriotic: 785th in the regionLargest Black Market: 872nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 903rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 921st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 977th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,039th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,216th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kirina's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kirina's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kirina relocated from Greater kekistan to The Rejected Realms.
  • : Kirina was ejected from Greater kekistan by The Greater American State of The United-American States.
  • : Kirina changed its national demonym plural to "Slovaks".
  • : Kirina relocated from Lazarus to Greater kekistan.
  • : Kirina altered its national flag.
  • : Kirina changed its national animal to "Birb", its capital to "Bratislava", its currency to "Mark", its demonym to "Slovak", its demonym adjective to "Slovakian", its demonym plural to "Slovak", its faith to "Catholicism", and its nation type to "Slovak Republic".
  • : Kirina altered its national flag.
  • : Kirina's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".