The Republic of Joubert is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning cobra population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.044 billion Joubertians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Joubertian economy, worth 181 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,691 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Joubert's national animal is the cobra.

Joubert is ranked 67,380^th in the world and 2,099^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 1.23 weapons per person.