The Overnight Sensation of Jerzylvania is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by -insert desired name here- with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 21.883 billion Jerzylvanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the only town without representation. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jerzylvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,549 trillion deciduous tree leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,496 deciduous tree leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, criminals are thrown to the clock faces to repay their debt to society, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and -insert desired name here-'s former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzylvania's national animal is the clock face, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is varies per individuals.

Jerzylvania is ranked 33,802^nd in the world and 1^st in Democracy for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,774.54 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.