The Official NFL Observations of Jerzylvania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by someone lurking in the limelight with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.821 billion Jerzylvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of most recently - fill in the blank. The average income tax rate is 52.3%.

The powerhouse Jerzylvanian economy, worth 598 trillion rounds of drinks after blown calls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,863 rounds of drinks after blown calls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzylvania's national animal is the hobbled referee with Lymes Disease, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the liming nightclub scene.

Jerzylvania is ranked 59,744^th in the world and 1^st in Limelight for Most Pro-Market, scoring 53.62 on the Rand Index.