The Completely Unslanted View of Jerzylvania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by -insert desired name here- with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.494 billion Jerzylvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of some city that oughta be a state by now. The average income tax rate is 55.4%.

The powerhouse Jerzylvanian economy, worth 889 trillion moments a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,745 moments, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzylvania's national animal is the what in the HELL is that thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is varies per individual.

Jerzylvania is ranked 40,369^th in the world and 1^st in Limelight for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,777.84 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.