by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,688th Most Authoritarian: 14,186th Largest Black Market: 14,736th
The Cereal Box Top Robberies of
Father Knows Best State
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Rocket J Squirrel and Bullwinkle J Moose
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Population4.14 billion

CapitalFrostbite Falls MN
LeaderRocket J Squirrel and Bullwinkle J Moose
FaithHushaBoom or the Secret Jet Fuel Formula

CurrencyCereal Box Top
AnimalUpsidaisium affected Moose

The Cereal Box Top Robberies of Jerzylvania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rocket J Squirrel and Bullwinkle J Moose with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.14 billion Jerzylvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frostbite Falls MN. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jerzylvanian economy, worth 244 trillion Cereal Box Tops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,134 Cereal Box Tops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzylvania's national animal is the Upsidaisium affected Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is HushaBoom or the Secret Jet Fuel Formula.

Jerzylvania is ranked 82,415th in the world and 1st in Jersey Shore for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,386.27 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,688thMost Authoritarian: 14,186thLargest Black Market: 14,736thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,717th

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