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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,332ndFattest Citizens: 7,482ndLargest Black Market: 9,890th
The Completely Unslanted View of
Father Knows Best State
Another completely unslanted view from yet another edit
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jerzylvania

Population8.494 billion

Capitalsome city that oughta be a state by now
Leader-insert desired name here-
Faithvaries per individual

Currencymoment
Animalwhat in the HELL is that thing

The Completely Unslanted View of Jerzylvania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by -insert desired name here- with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.494 billion Jerzylvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of some city that oughta be a state by now. The average income tax rate is 55.4%.

The powerhouse Jerzylvanian economy, worth 889 trillion moments a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,745 moments, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzylvania's national animal is the what in the HELL is that thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is varies per individual.

Jerzylvania is ranked 40,369th in the world and 1st in Limelight for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,777.84 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,332ndFattest Citizens: 7,482ndLargest Black Market: 9,890thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,198thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,939thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,958thHighest Economic Output: 18,932nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jerzylvania altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Jerzylvania changed its national animal to "what in the HELL is that thing" and its capital to "some city that oughta be a state by now".
  • : Jerzylvania changed its national motto to "Another completely unslanted view from yet another edit".
  • : Jerzylvania changed its national nation type to "Completely Unslanted View".
  • : Jerzylvania altered its national flag.

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