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Most Authoritarian: 15,577th Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,306th Largest Black Market: 16,979th
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Rocket J Squirrel and Bullwinkle J Moose
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Jerzylvania

Population3.293 billion

CapitalFrostbite Falls MN
LeaderRocket J Squirrel and Bullwinkle J Moose
FaithHushaBoom or the Secret Jet Fuel Formula

CurrencyCereal Box Top
AnimalUpsidaisium affected Moose

The Cereal Box Top Robberies of Jerzylvania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rocket J Squirrel and Bullwinkle J Moose with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.293 billion Jerzylvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frostbite Falls MN. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jerzylvanian economy, worth 194 trillion Cereal Box Tops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,134 Cereal Box Tops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzylvania's national animal is the Upsidaisium affected Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is HushaBoom or the Secret Jet Fuel Formula.

Jerzylvania is ranked 77,815th in the world and 1st in Jersey Shore for Safest, scoring 84.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 15,577thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,306thLargest Black Market: 16,979th

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