The Impressionism of Jerzylvania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by -insert desired name here- with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.764 billion Jerzylvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the only town without representation. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jerzylvanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion deciduous tree leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,737 deciduous tree leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, 'Clock Facenado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzylvania's national animal is the clock face, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is varies per individuals.

Jerzylvania is ranked 249,820^th in the world and 2^nd in Limelight for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.57 bananas ingested per day.