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Fattest Citizens: 8,083rd Largest Black Market: 8,115th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,796th
The Official NFL Observations of
Father Knows Best State
When Life gives you Limes make Key Lime Pie and a drink
someone lurking in the limelight
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jerzylvania

Population5.821 billion

Capitalmost recently - fill in the blank
Leadersomeone lurking in the limelight
Faiththe liming nightclub scene

Currencyrounds of drinks after blown call
Animalhobbled referee with Lymes Disease

The Official NFL Observations of Jerzylvania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by someone lurking in the limelight with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.821 billion Jerzylvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of most recently - fill in the blank. The average income tax rate is 52.3%.

The powerhouse Jerzylvanian economy, worth 598 trillion rounds of drinks after blown calls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,863 rounds of drinks after blown calls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzylvania's national animal is the hobbled referee with Lymes Disease, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the liming nightclub scene.

Jerzylvania is ranked 59,744th in the world and 1st in Limelight for Most Pro-Market, scoring 53.62 on the Rand Index.

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5%
Fattest Citizens: 8,083rdLargest Black Market: 8,115thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,980thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,146thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,729th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to.
  • : Jerzylvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzylvania, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.

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