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EPIC CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Stick it where?”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st Least Corrupt Governments: 89th Largest Publishing Industry: 116th
22.168 billion Juristonians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“The Empire Shall Grow”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 20th Rudest Citizens: 21st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 34th
17.327 billion Zurks. Barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Listen to many, speak to a few.”
Rudest Citizens: 83rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 120th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 140th
10.544 billion CDlanders. Ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been...”
Largest Publishing Industry: 201st Most Cheerful Citizens: 325th Most Rebellious Youth: 359th
27.589 billion Maineiacs. Daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.”
Largest Retail Industry: 530th Most Ignorant Citizens: 595th Most Devout: 603rd
18.156 billion Ethel mermanians. Ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Death to those who oppose us. ”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 614th Nudest: 752nd Most Stationary: 824th
23.471 billion Greed and Deathians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Death to those who oppose us. ”
Nudest: 425thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 535thMost Stationary: 772nd
25.5b5,532t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“...yearning to breathe free.”
Most Stationary: 127thLargest Populations: 722ndMost Influential: 5,279th
34.4b1,938t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.”
Most Stationary: 189th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 224th Highest Economic Output: 235th
33.602 billion Big Jim Pians. Strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“What's in a name?”
Most Stationary: 81stLargest Populations: 509thLargest Welfare Programs: 562nd
35.2b2,799t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“What A Long Strange Trip It's Been”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 620thMost Cheerful Citizens: 638thMost Rebellious Youth: 640th
8.32b1,120t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Honour, Valor, Loyalty”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rdMost Cultured: 116th
12.3b3,415t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun”
Largest Gambling Industry: 494thMost Avoided: 617thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 752nd
4.67b1,107t
SEASON TWO

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Deo Favente”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 765thMost Influential: 1,239th
16.3b2,520t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A guitar is like an old friend that is there with me.”
Most Stationary: 336thLargest Populations: 1,240thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,473rd
32.1b3,569t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“The Girl from U.N.C.L.E”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,809th Largest Populations: 2,048th Highest Economic Output: 2,077th
27.135 billion Secrete Agents. Sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Father Knows Best State
“It is always wabbit season in Ethel Mermania”
Largest Retail Industry: 432ndMost Devout: 563rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 901st
20.2b3,287t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Sacrifice For The Greater Good”
Least Corrupt Governments: 911thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,070thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,858th
15.8b2,691t
Father Knows Best State
“One, to rule them all.”
Highest Economic Output: 801stLargest Mining Sector: 1,285thSafest: 1,725th
29.7b7,022t
SEASON TWO
Mother Knows Best State
“One People, One Nation, Many Puddings”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 601stLowest Crime Rates: 1,447thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,461st
26.5b3,509t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Makes me wonder”
Most Stationary: 2,676th Most Influential: 8,300th Least Corrupt Governments: 10,198th
13.288 billion Magical Mysteryians. Punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Beach”
Most Stationary: 2,121st Largest Populations: 9,204th Most Influential: 16,184th
14.549 billion White Sand Beachians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
Left-Leaning College State
“Hmm.”
Most Stationary: 62ndLargest Populations: 389thMost Influential: 5,518th
35.6b1,344t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Freedom... Or Cake”
Most Stationary: 737th Largest Populations: 789th Fattest Citizens: 7,288th
32.239 billion Ashmorians. Daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Freedom... Or Cake”
Most Stationary: 694thLargest Populations: 768thFattest Citizens: 6,728th
34.3b1,553t
SEASON TWO
Free-Market Paradise
“Have a take and dont suck”
Most Stationary: 5,040th Largest Populations: 5,888th Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,048th
18.059 billion Pimp in the Boxians. Burgeoning Eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Rhyme without reason”
Nudest: 2,685th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,790th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,818th
16.92 billion Compassionate Refugeesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“A fish is still a fish”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 428th Best Weather: 1,053rd Most Influential: 1,072nd
11.679 billion Sandis. Sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Yup”
Most Stationary: 4,789th Largest Black Market: 10,994th Largest Populations: 15,108th
11.618 billion Alcoholic Beveragesians. Public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“For Herp We Derp!”
Most Influential: 987th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,275th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,295th
10.887 billion Derpians. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
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