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Most Valuable International Artwork: 87thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 343rd
The Wolfist Junta of
Capitalist Paradise
Work, War, Wolves
Supreme Leader Hyperwolf
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Hyperwolf

Population12.198 billion

CapitalWolf City
LeaderSupreme Leader Hyperwolf
FaithWolfism

CurrencyWolfCoin
AnimalWolf

The Wolfist Junta of Hyperwolf is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hyperwolf with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.198 billion Hyperwolfians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperwolfist economy, worth a remarkable 3,364 trillion WolfCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 275,790 WolfCoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,537,057 per year while the poor average 3,075, a ratio of 825 to 1.

Enemy governments seem especially interested in Hyperwolf's election cycle, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Hyperwolf, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hyperwolf's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Hyperwolf is ranked 1,251st in the world and 32nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,465.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 87thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 343rdMost Avoided: 386thRudest Citizens: 444thHighest Crime Rates: 495thMost Secular: 647thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 735thLargest Retail Industry: 750thHighest Disposable Incomes: 778thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 826thFattest Citizens: 869thMost Armed: 962ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,119thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,251stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,436thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,567thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,833rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,899thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,937thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,445thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,736thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,823rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,207thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,536thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,021stSmartest Citizens: 5,466thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,433rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,092ndHighest Economic Output: 8,282ndTop
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Largest Governments: 25,667thMost Pro-Market: 30,045th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 91st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 167th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 195th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 229th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 286th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hyperwolf, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperwolf, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperwolf, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Hyperwolf.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperwolf, enemy governments seem especially interested in Hyperwolf's election cycle.
  • : Hyperwolf lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperwolf, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperwolf, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperwolf, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Supreme Leader Hyperwolf.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperwolf, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperwolf, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.

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