The Commonwealth of Hintuwan is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Bantug with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.952 billion Hintuwanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hintuwani economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion piloncitoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,294 piloncitoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 535,045 per year while the poor average 22,252, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

The homeless more often beg for mercy than money, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hintuwan's national animal is the carabao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Hintuwan is ranked 34,921^st in the world and 3^rd in Mandalanusa for Most Developed, scoring 81.1 on the Human Development Index.