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Most Primitive: 1,239thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,727thMost Devout: 3,410th
The Commonwealth of
New York Times Democracy
No-one provokes me without impunity
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Hintuwan

Population5.833 billion

CapitalHaijing
LeaderPresident Bulalacao
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencypiloncito
Animalcarabao

The Commonwealth of Hintuwan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Bulalacao with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.833 billion Hintuwanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haijing. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hintuwani economy, worth 571 trillion piloncitoes a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,931 piloncitoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, tax avoidance is a serious affair, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is well under control. Hintuwan's national animal is the carabao, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Hintuwan is ranked 33,005th in the world and 1st in Southern Sea Region for Most Cultured, scoring 78 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Primitive: 1,239thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,727thTop
5%
Most Devout: 3,410thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,463rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,821stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,027thLargest Retail Industry: 10,222ndFattest Citizens: 10,490thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,566thRudest Citizens: 13,221stTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,856thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,522ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,599thLargest Black Market: 20,119thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,857thMost Inclusive: 30,540th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hintuwan's influence in Southern Sea Region rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, tax avoidance is a serious affair.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble.
  • : Hintuwan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Hintuwan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

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