The Republic of Harlexanylve is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.435 billion Harlexanylveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The very strong Harlexanylvean economy, worth 95.1 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,292 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and the government has implemented minimum wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harlexanylve's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Harlexanylve is ranked 21,367^th in the world and 1,256^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 113.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.