The United Kingdom of Grenocia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Adonis IV Karagounis with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.676 billion Grenocians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cretna. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The large but inefficient Grenocian economy, worth 137 trillion Dragmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,564 Dragmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Grenocia has found 1 easter egg), the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenocia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grenocia is ranked 249,057^th in the world and 8,557^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 1.23 average smiles per day.