The Republic of Eggbergs is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.971 billion Eggbergsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong Eggbergsian economy, worth 271 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 68,297 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eggbergs's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggbergs is ranked 91,125^th in the world and 3,747^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.