The Holy Empire of Drussian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicole II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.735 billion Drussianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tratkovisk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Drussianian economy, worth 494 trillion Rublos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,519 Rublos, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ill and injured visitors in Drussian have to walk it off until they return home, euthanasia is illegal, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drussian's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Drussian is ranked 3,856^th in the world and 4^th in Krillin for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,089.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.