The Holy Empire of Drussian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicolaus X with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.807 billion Drussianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tratkovisk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.3%.

The all-consuming Drussianian economy, worth 363 trillion Rublos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,575 Rublos, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, most pop videos prominently feature the Drussianian flag, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Drussian Blood Tithe, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drussian's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Drussian is ranked 93,214^th in the world and 20^th in Krillin for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,676.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.