The Union of Colunberra is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Andrea Delaware with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.396 billion Colunberrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Calivan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Colunberran economy, worth 699 trillion Colunberran Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,655 Colunberran Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Andrea Delaware Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colunberra's national animal is the Sun Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colunberra is ranked 285,849^th in the world and 11,060^th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.