The Republic of Azerbaigian is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 537 million Azerbaigianians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Azerbaigianian economy, worth 36.0 trillion Azerbaijani Manats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 67,022 Azerbaijani Manats, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Azerbaigian's national animal is the Karabakh horse.

Azerbaigian is ranked 271,022^nd in the world and 50^th in Eternavis for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.