The Incorporated States of Azell is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.342 billion Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The thriving Azellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,681 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azell's national animal is the fox.

Azell is ranked 250,973^rd in the world and 1,226^th in Europeia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.56 percentage of bribes refused.