The United Island States of AHSCA is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Marcella Villa with an even hand, and notable for its feral children, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 42.565 billion AHSCAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagaminato. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient AHSCAian economy, worth a remarkable 6,739 trillion Nari-kotobas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,326 Nari-kotobas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AHSCA's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokamism.

AHSCA is ranked 331,765^th in the world and 75^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -47.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.