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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rdMost Primitive: 42nd
The United Island States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace of the United
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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AHSCA

Population30.537 billion

CapitalAurora Island
LeaderMarcella Villa
FaithMadokamism

Currencyisland credits
AnimalTrout

The United Island States of AHSCA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Marcella Villa with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.537 billion AHSCAians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Administration is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora Island. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The all-consuming AHSCAian economy, worth a remarkable 4,703 trillion island credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 154,034 island credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AHSCA's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokamism.

AHSCA is ranked 241,556th in the world and 69th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -39.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rdMost Primitive: 42ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 245thBest Weather: 370thMost Beautiful Environments: 388thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 415thMost Devout: 504thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 904thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,056thLargest Black Market: 1,376thMost Cultured: 2,011thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,214thLargest Populations: 2,227thHighest Economic Output: 2,246thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,477thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,480thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,697thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,362ndMost Stationary: 4,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,870thMost Inclusive: 5,610thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,886thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,999thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,214thMost Influential: 9,997thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,728thHealthiest Citizens: 12,036thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,574thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,449thHighest Drug Use: 21,281stLowest Crime Rates: 21,735th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
  • : AHSCA was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • : AHSCA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores.

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