The United Island States of AHSCA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcella Villa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.699 billion AHSCAians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Education is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora Island. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient AHSCAian economy, worth a remarkable 6,364 trillion island credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 164,468 island credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AHSCA's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokamism.

AHSCA is ranked 85,866^th in the world and 26^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Authoritarian, with 1,068.73 milliStalins.