The United Island States of AHSCA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Marcella Villa with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.537 billion AHSCAians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Administration is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora Island. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The all-consuming AHSCAian economy, worth a remarkable 4,703 trillion island credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 154,034 island credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AHSCA's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokamism.

AHSCA is ranked 241,556^th in the world and 69^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -39.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.