The United Island States of AHSCA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcella Villa with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.811 billion AHSCAians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and International Aid are also considered important, while Administration receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora Island. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient AHSCAian economy, worth a remarkable 4,764 trillion island credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 154,632 island credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

AHSCA is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AHSCA's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokamism.

AHSCA is ranked 243,790^th in the world and 68^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Secular, with 0.84 Atheism Rate.