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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25thMost Primitive: 42nd
The United Island States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace of the United
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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AHSCA

Population31.373 billion

CapitalAurora Island
LeaderMarcella Villa
FaithMadokamism

Currencyisland credits
AnimalTrout

The United Island States of AHSCA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcella Villa with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.373 billion AHSCAians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Administration is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora Island. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient AHSCAian economy, worth a remarkable 4,841 trillion island credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 154,316 island credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared that too much democracy gets in the way of sensible leadership, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout AHSCA after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, and a significant number of Trout are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AHSCA's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokamism.

AHSCA is ranked 23,064th in the world and 26th in Greater Dienstad for Most Corrupt Governments, with 53.55 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25thMost Primitive: 42ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 218thBest Weather: 365thMost Beautiful Environments: 393rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 409thMost Devout: 478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,083rdLargest Black Market: 1,756thMost Cultured: 1,851stTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2,164thLargest Populations: 2,200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,222ndHighest Economic Output: 2,265thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,435thLargest Governments: 3,355thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,694thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,741stMost Stationary: 4,473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,634thMost Inclusive: 5,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,372ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,140thMost Influential: 9,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,325thHealthiest Citizens: 10,567thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,771stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,155thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,702ndHighest Drug Use: 20,870th
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Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, a significant number of Trout are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
  • : AHSCA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout AHSCA after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, the government has declared that too much democracy gets in the way of sensible leadership.
  • : AHSCA was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, glamping AHSCAians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, Marcella Villa's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table'.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.

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