The United Island States of AHSCA is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marcella Villa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.053 billion AHSCAians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Administration receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora Island. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The powerhouse AHSCAian economy, worth a remarkable 4,301 trillion island credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 148,068 island credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AHSCA's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokamism.

AHSCA is ranked 191,655^th in the world and 36^th in Greater Dienstad for Least Corrupt Governments, with 78.58 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.