The Republic of ADRIANSLAND is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 972 million ADRIANSLANDians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse ADRIANSLANDian economy, worth 89.5 trillion ADRIANS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,045 ADRIANS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and Leader has just been declared ruler of ADRIANSLAND in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ADRIANSLAND's national animal is the ADRIANS, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ADRIANSLAND is ranked 300,029^th in the world and 181^st in Corsair for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.3 on the Bus Surprisal Index.