The Federal Republic of 94 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 1.352 billion 94 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.4%.

The powerhouse 94 Uman economy, worth 116 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,426 monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government spending has hit an all-time low, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in 94 Uma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 94 Uma's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

94 Uma is ranked 144,892^nd in the world and 767^th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 435.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.