The Long Drunken Roadtrip of 77 Camaro is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ronnie James Dio with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.867 billion 77 Camaroans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fonzo Lowery's Junkyard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 77 Camaroan economy, worth a remarkable 4,504 trillion Longneck Bottles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 122,173 Longneck Bottles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 702,184 per year while the poor average 10,211, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

77 Camaro has designated Fonzo Lowery's Junkyard as its capital city, 77 Camaro is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Ronnie James Dio has just been declared ruler of 77 Camaro in an international press conference, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. 77 Camaro's national animal is the Deaf Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

77 Camaro is ranked 67,825^th in the world and 5^th in Arkansas for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,494.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.