Population | 8.354 billion |
Currency | poopie |
Animal | peep |
The Card Farm of 1aaaaaaa is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.354 billion 1aaaaaaans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.
The frighteningly efficient 1aaaaaaan economy, worth 876 trillion poopies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,900 poopies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,013 per year while the poor average 18,440, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.
1aaaaaaa has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1aaaaaaa's national animal is the peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
1aaaaaaa is ranked 60,702nd in the world and 1,317th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 8.35 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 1aaaaaaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in 1aaaaaaa, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in 1aaaaaaa, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
- : Following new legislation in 1aaaaaaa, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in 1aaaaaaa, 1aaaaaaa has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in 1aaaaaaa, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in 1aaaaaaa, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in 1aaaaaaa, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
- : Following new legislation in 1aaaaaaa, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in 1aaaaaaa, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.