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The nation has declared war on all passing comets, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Awesome Girlfriend's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-Awesome Girlfriend is ranked 107,587^th in the world and 2^nd in The International Leftist Organization for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,344.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.