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Largest Black Market: 4,846th Most Secular: 7,654th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,953rd
The Subversive Defender of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Winter is Coming
Tim Stark
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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-Tim-Opolis

Population13.964 billion

CapitalWinterfell
LeaderTim Stark
FaithThe Old Gods

CurrencyCrown
AnimalDirewolf

The Subversive Defender of -Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.964 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The strong -Tim-Opolisian economy, worth 934 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 66,894 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to own a mobile phone, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (-Tim-Opolis has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

-Tim-Opolis is ranked 165,264th in the world and 7,608th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 1.57 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Black Market: 4,846thMost Secular: 7,654thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,953rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,141stLargest Populations: 10,869thMost Conservative: 12,863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,963rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,167thLargest Mining Sector: 14,184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,749thHighest Economic Output: 14,999thMost Avoided: 16,708th
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Largest Black Market: 141st in the regionLargest Populations: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 188th in the regionMost Secular: 188th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 340th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 366th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 371st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 378th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 453rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 482nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 501st in the regionMost Influential: 525th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 528th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 614th in the regionMost Avoided: 756th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 780th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -Tim-Opolis's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : -Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : -Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : -Tim-Opolis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Free lesbos 10, infecting 16 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : -Tim-Opolis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Free lesbos 10, infecting 22 million survivors.
  • : -Tim-Opolis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Free lesbos 10, infecting 20 million survivors.
  • : -Tim-Opolis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Free lesbos 10, infecting 14 million survivors.
  • : -Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : -Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : -Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.

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