The Nomadic Confederation of Narulthit is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Various Leaders with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.099 billion Naris hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Narulthitian economy, worth a remarkable 4,852 trillion Variouses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,342 Variouses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown. Narulthit's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narulthit is ranked 9,020^th in the world and 21^st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.01 law-abiding acts per hour.