by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,282ndMost Influential: 2,491stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,702nd
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
United in Diversity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population24.794 billion

LeaderChancellor Marion De Biron SDP

CurrencyCeldo ₵
AnimalPolar Bear

The Queendom of Celdonie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Marion De Biron SDP with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.794 billion Celdonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagatelle. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celdonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,440 trillion Celdo ₵s a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,450 Celdo ₵s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, Celdonie isn't what it used to be, the government is reining in public spending, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celdonie's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celdonie is ranked 140,108th in the world and 186th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Pro-Market, scoring 33.33 on the Rand Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 2,282ndMost Influential: 2,491stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,702ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,805thNicest Citizens: 2,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,189thMost Cultured: 3,386thLargest Populations: 3,698thBest Weather: 4,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,331stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,455thMost Pacifist: 4,670thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,111thMost Inclusive: 5,630thHighest Economic Output: 5,741stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,136thSmartest Citizens: 6,661stHealthiest Citizens: 7,375thSafest: 7,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,459thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,762ndMost Developed: 10,163rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,230thMost Stationary: 15,047thHighest Drug Use: 15,087thMost Secular: 17,395thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,534th
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the region

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