The Confederation of Nanako Island is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Eloise Quemener with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.016 billion Nanakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waterpoo. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nanakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion N£s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,595 N£s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, international tensions are high as Nanako Island threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nanako Island's national animal is the ussuri bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nanako Island is ranked 328,786^th in the world and 6^th in OIC for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.