The Nameran Monarchy of Name 0 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by King Jacob I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.703 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cazarkastan. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Name 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,879 trillion Nač-Kröjöbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,814 Nač-Kröjöbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders King Jacob I wears an armoured gauntlet, 90% of active duty N0AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Name 0ians any less frightened, and weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Name 0 is ranked 306,237^th in the world and 4,514^th in The North Pacific for Most Accessible, scoring 28.64 on the Keller-Reeve Index.