The Name 0ian Monarchy of Name 0 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by King Jacob I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.304 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cazarkstan. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Name 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,202 trillion Nac-Krojobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 385,601 Nac-Krojobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Name 0ian military unleashed its biological weapons, Name 0 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and the government spends billions to protect Name 0 from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Shark and its national religion is Christianity.

Name 0 is ranked 298,097^th in the world and 3,586^th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 16.17 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.