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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd
The Nameran Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pie is Cake
King Jacob I
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Name 0

Population7.686 billion

CapitalCazarkastan
LeaderKing Jacob I
FaithChristianity

CurrencyNač-Kröjöb
AnimalShark

The Nameran Monarchy of Name 0 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by King Jacob I with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.686 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cazarkastan. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Name 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,857 trillion Nač-Kröjöbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,822 Nač-Kröjöbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, when shaking hands with foreign leaders King Jacob I wears an armoured gauntlet, and 90% of active duty N0AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Name 0 is ranked 267,363rd in the world and 3,772nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102ndMost Armed: 276thMost Ignorant Citizens: 490thHighest Poor Incomes: 686thMost Avoided: 751stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,160thHighest Crime Rates: 1,301stHighest Average Incomes: 1,473rdMost Patriotic: 1,637thLargest Black Market: 2,034thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,586thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,785thTop
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Best Weather: 3,882ndLargest Governments: 6,610thMost Secular: 7,434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,209thRudest Citizens: 8,251stHighest Economic Output: 9,993rdMost Authoritarian: 10,792ndNudest: 10,810thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,149thMost Conservative: 16,193rdMost Income Equality: 20,101st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Patriotic: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionNudest: 142nd in the regionBest Weather: 186th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 197th in the regionMost Secular: 219th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 277th in the regionRudest Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 295th in the regionMost Conservative: 317th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 325th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 415th in the region

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