The Republic of Myrensis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Consul Marcus Dive with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 34.9 billion Myrensians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saria. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myrensisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,582 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,253 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, many friends and relatives of Consul Marcus Dive have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myrensis's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Capitoline Triad.

Myrensis is ranked 306,386^th in the world and 12,615^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 0.3 average smiles per day.