The Nekanan Kingdom of Missouria is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Makana Serfos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.083 billion Nekanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purrosia. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nekanan economy, worth a remarkable 3,633 trillion Miences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,028 Miences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, only the finest boot is served at state dinners, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, and Nekanan diplomacy is by the book. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Loinel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Missouria is ranked 170,879^th in the world and 361^st in Starlight for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 49 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.