The Nekanan Kingdom of Missouria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Makana Serfos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, flagrant waste-dumping, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.464 billion Nekanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purrosia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nekanan economy, worth a remarkable 3,422 trillion Miences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,182 Miences, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 817,539 per year while the poor average 59,857, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Chess players with pacemakers and cochlear implants are treated with suspicion, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD, black gold is looking more brown these days, and meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Loinel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Missouria is ranked 297,425^th in the world and 542^nd in Starlight for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 58 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.