The Eternal Custodian of Miencraft is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Traoeror Luirmes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.933 billion Miencraftien live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravenshor. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Miencraftic economy, worth a remarkable 6,672 trillion Denares a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 208,963 Denares, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 970,807 per year while the poor average 27,030, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, the government is avowedly secular, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, and soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Miencraft's national animal is the Creeper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roadsianism.

Miencraft is ranked 98,343^rd in the world and 10^th in Libertatem for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.84 kickbacks per hour.