| Population | 19.076 billion |
| Currency | pixie dust |
| Animal | small and particularly deadly arachnid |
The United Martial Coalition of Menschenfleisch is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.076 billion D-boys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.
The frighteningly efficient D-boyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,802 trillion pixie dusts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 146,921 pixie dusts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, there are no longer any roads less traveled, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menschenfleisch's national animal is the small and particularly deadly arachnid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Menschenfleisch is ranked 27,971st in the world and 1,068th in Balder for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 22,052.54 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Menschenfleisch, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
- : Following new legislation in
Menschenfleisch, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in
Menschenfleisch, there are no longer any roads less traveled.
- : Following new legislation in
Menschenfleisch, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
- : Following new legislation in
Menschenfleisch, schoolchildren seeking entertainment have been told to go fish.
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Menschenfleisch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in
Menschenfleisch, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
- : Following new legislation in
Menschenfleisch, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
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Menschenfleisch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in
Menschenfleisch, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native D-boyian.















































