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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,769thMost Pacifist: 11,754thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,201st
The United Martial Coalition of
Moralistic Democracy
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a nuclear b-
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Menschenfleisch

Population7.472 billion

Currencypixie dust
Animalsmall and particularly deadly arachnid

The United Martial Coalition of Menschenfleisch is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.472 billion D-boys are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient D-boyian economy, worth 746 trillion pixie dusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,929 pixie dusts, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menschenfleisch's national animal is the small and particularly deadly arachnid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Menschenfleisch is ranked 114,318th in the world and 3,887th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 17.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,769thMost Pacifist: 11,754thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,201stMost Stationary: 15,508thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,989thMost Influential: 17,013thMost Cultured: 17,122ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,511thMost Developed: 18,303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,868thNicest Citizens: 20,494thLowest Crime Rates: 20,840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,038thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,098thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,214thLargest Governments: 21,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,242ndMost Conservative: 23,554thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,040th
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Most Stationary: 211th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 262nd in the regionLargest Populations: 330th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 406th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 414th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 458th in the regionMost Cultured: 461st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 498th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 537th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 552nd in the regionMost Developed: 553rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 598th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 627th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 628th in the regionLargest Governments: 632nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 654th in the regionLargest Black Market: 661st in the regionNicest Citizens: 680th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 695th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 696th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 720th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 730th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 733rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 745th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 757th in the regionMost Influential: 789th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Menschenfleisch was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.

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