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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,515th Most Pacifist: 9,249th Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,105th
The United Martial Coalition of
Corrupt Dictatorship
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a nuclear b-
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Menschenfleisch

Population3.474 billion

Currencyhighly qualified foreign immigrant
Animalsmall and particularly deadly arachnid

The United Martial Coalition of Menschenfleisch is a massive, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.474 billion D-boys are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The thriving D-boyian economy, worth 266 trillion highly qualified foreign immigrants a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,703 highly qualified foreign immigrants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the Menschenfleisch City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and the nation is The East Pacific's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menschenfleisch's national animal is the small and particularly deadly arachnid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Menschenfleisch is ranked 105,300th in the world and 4,248th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -82.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,515thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,249thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,105thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,265thNicest Citizens: 12,275thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,858th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 216th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 218th in the regionMost Pacifist: 268th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 316th in the regionNicest Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Stationary: 356th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 357th in the regionLargest Black Market: 384th in the regionMost Cultured: 409th in the regionLargest Populations: 483rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 497th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 513th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 526th in the regionNudest: 564th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, the nation is The East Pacific's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Menschenfleisch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, the Menschenfleisch City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, supervisors in Menschenfleisch commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, livestock mutilations are on the rise.

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