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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,538th Most Pacifist: 10,164th Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,381st
The United Martial Coalition of
Democratic Socialists
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a nuclear b-
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Menschenfleisch

Population3.173 billion

Currencyhighly qualified foreign immigrant
Animalsmall and particularly deadly arachnid

The United Martial Coalition of Menschenfleisch is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.173 billion D-boys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.0%.

The thriving D-boyian economy, worth 246 trillion highly qualified foreign immigrants a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,663 highly qualified foreign immigrants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Menschenfleisch, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', and water fights now end with thousands dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menschenfleisch's national animal is the small and particularly deadly arachnid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Menschenfleisch is ranked 28,535th in the world and 920th in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,081.86 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,538thTop
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Most Pacifist: 10,164thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,381stNicest Citizens: 12,753rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,464thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,591stNudest: 14,866thMost Cultured: 17,274th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 298th in the regionNudest: 309th in the regionMost Pacifist: 317th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 322nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 340th in the regionLargest Black Market: 367th in the regionNicest Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Stationary: 396th in the regionMost Cultured: 423rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 450th in the regionLargest Populations: 542nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 545th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 546th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 644th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 657th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Menschenfleisch.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Menschenfleisch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Menschenfleisch City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Menschenfleisch, the children of Menschenfleisch are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.

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