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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,680thBest Weather: 6,803rd
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Peace and Justice
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Meelducan

Population15.215 billion

CapitalKennedy City
LeaderDoctor Donald Johnson

CurrencyChildren of the Crash
AnimalHawk

The Federal Republic of Meelducan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doctor Donald Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.215 billion Meelducanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kennedy City. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meelducanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Children of the Crashes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,435 Children of the Crashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meelducan's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Meelducan is ranked 10,296th in the world and 1st in The New Channel Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 117 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,680thBest Weather: 6,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,063rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,078thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,834thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,924thMost Cultured: 10,296thSafest: 10,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,667thMost Developed: 12,306thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,465thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,382ndSmartest Citizens: 16,149thLowest Crime Rates: 16,698thMost Secular: 16,883rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,258thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,462ndNicest Citizens: 17,881stHighest Economic Output: 18,941stLargest Governments: 23,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,903rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,122ndLargest Populations: 26,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,360th

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