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Most Primitive: 287thMost Ignorant Citizens: 398thMost Conservative: 468th
The Dinosaur containment zone of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Love is a sickness that destroys the heart
TRUMP FURRY LGBTQ ZIONIST ANTI VAXXER
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mara Der Impitystan

Population1.474 billion

CapitalThe Grand Panopticon
LeaderTRUMP FURRY LGBTQ ZIONIST ANTI VAXXER

CurrencyPALESTINE FOREVER
AnimalAnopheles stephensi mosquito

The Dinosaur containment zone of Mara Der Impitystan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by TRUMP FURRY LGBTQ ZIONIST ANTI VAXXER with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.474 billion Mara Der Impitystanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Panopticon. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Mara Der Impitystanian economy, worth 12.5 trillion PALESTINE FOREVERS a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 8,477 PALESTINE FOREVERS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Mara Der Impitystanian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Mara Der Impitystan at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Mara Der Impitystan's national animal is the Anopheles stephensi mosquito, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mara Der Impitystan is ranked 321,360th in the world and 2nd in dictatorship wonderland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -486.11 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Primitive: 287thMost Ignorant Citizens: 398thMost Conservative: 468thMost Devout: 2,451stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,828thBest Weather: 3,007thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,254thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,733rdNudest: 4,727thMost Avoided: 5,836thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,664thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,210thMost Patriotic: 9,935thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,047thTop
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mara Der Impitystan, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mara Der Impitystan, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Following new legislation in Mara Der Impitystan, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Mara Der Impitystan at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Mara Der Impitystan, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Mara Der Impitystanian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Mara Der Impitystan, in-cite-ment never happens at tea parties.
  • : Mara Der Impitystan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Mara Der Impitystan, diplomats in Mara Der Impitystan are furious at constant police surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in Mara Der Impitystan, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Mara Der Impitystan, TRUMP FURRY LGBTQ ZIONIST ANTI VAXXER is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Mara Der Impitystan, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.

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