The Equestrian Idiot of Magrusa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Deelith-Hewei Lukiul with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.907 billion Magrusans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Welfare, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarjhadat. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Magrusan economy, worth 437 trillion Zivshijahs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 112,092 Zivshijahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, one can wake up in Magrusa and have breakfast in Bigtopia, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools, and folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Magrusa's national animal is the Senche-Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Magrusa is ranked 296^th in the world and 1^st in Carcassonne for Highest Drug Use, scoring 422.02 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.