The Technocratic Federation of Lycantine is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Catherine Banks with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.548 billion Lycantineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyzantium. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lycantinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Lychans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,949 Lychans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Time flies when you're not having fun, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lycantine's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lycantine is ranked 289,837^th in the world and 19^th in Anegana for Most Primitive, scoring -673.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.