
| Population | 3.502 billion |
| Capital | Lisboa |
| Leader | Dom António |
| Faith | Catholicism |
| Currency | Luso |
| Animal | Bacalhau |
The Republic of Lusitanic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dom António with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.502 billion Lusitanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisboa. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Lusitanian economy, worth 236 trillion Lusoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,476 Lusoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, a third of Lusitanians are e-certified CEOs, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lusitanic's national animal is the Bacalhau, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Lusitanic is ranked 107,457th in the world and 59th in Portugal for Highest Average Incomes, with 67,476.33 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lusitanic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Lusitanic, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in
Lusitanic, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Lusitanic, a third of Lusitanians are e-certified CEOs.
- : Following new legislation in
Lusitanic, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in
Lusitanic, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
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Lusitanic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in
Lusitanic, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations.
- : Following new legislation in
Lusitanic, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
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Lusitanic changed its national faith to "Catholicism" and its leader to "Dom António".













