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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,382ndHighest Economic Output: 7,215th
The Insane Hallucinations of
Father Knows Best State
We are the forever that lurks in the darkest shadows.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Low bloods

Population22.383 billion

CapitalCity of Souls
LeaderKing Of Corpse
FaithThe demon worshipping cultist

Currencywords of wisdom
AnimalBeasts

The Insane Hallucinations of Low bloods is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Of Corpse with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, vat-grown people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.383 billion Low blood are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Souls. The average income tax rate is 88.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Low bloodian economy, worth a remarkable 3,003 trillion wordss of wisdom a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,185 wordss of wisdom, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Low bloods's national animal is the Beasts, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The demon worshipping cultist.

Low bloods is ranked 40,837th in the world and 2,255th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,113thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,382ndHighest Economic Output: 7,215thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,026thLargest Populations: 12,347thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,372ndLargest Governments: 13,593rdMost Developed: 14,179thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,619thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,401stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,617thLowest Crime Rates: 17,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,599thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,634thLargest Retail Industry: 23,124thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,170thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,391stMost Efficient Economies: 25,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,418thSmartest Citizens: 26,910thHighest Average Incomes: 28,750th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 134th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 169th in the regionLargest Populations: 350th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 395th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 650th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 657th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 734th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 738th in the regionLargest Governments: 741st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 761st in the regionMost Developed: 762nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 945th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,049th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,068th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,174th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Low bloods was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Low bloods was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Low bloods altered its national flag.
  • : Low bloods was refounded in Balder.
  • : Low bloods ceased to exist in Balder.

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