by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,168thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,380th
The Insane Hallucinations of
Father Knows Best State
We are the forever that lurks in the darkest shadows.
Civil Rights
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Low bloods

Population15.89 billion

CapitalCity of Souls
LeaderKing Of Corpse
FaithThe demon worshipping cultist

Currencywords of wisdom

The Insane Hallucinations of Low bloods is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Of Corpse with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.89 billion Low blood are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Souls. The average income tax rate is 88.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Low bloodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,132 trillion wordss of wisdom a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,184 wordss of wisdom, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Low bloods's national animal is the Beasts, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The demon worshipping cultist.

Low bloods is ranked 33,105th in the world and 1,261st in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,541.31 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,168thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,380thHighest Economic Output: 7,573rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,180thLargest Governments: 10,567thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,934thLowest Crime Rates: 11,987thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,617thMost Developed: 12,649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,456thLargest Populations: 14,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,708thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,751stMost Efficient Economies: 14,838thLargest Retail Industry: 17,690thHighest Average Incomes: 18,469thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,307thMost Devout: 21,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,835th
Largest Insurance Industry: 119th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 193rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 314th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 324th in the regionLargest Populations: 346th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 498th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 505th in the regionLargest Governments: 566th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 570th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 571st in the regionMost Developed: 647th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 662nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 677th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 679th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 684th in the region

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