by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,259th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,972nd Most Subsidized Industry: 5,055th
The Insane Hallucinations of
Father Knows Best State
We are the forever that lurks in the darkest shadows.
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Low bloods

Population11.829 billion

CapitalCity of Souls
LeaderKing Of Corpse
FaithThe demon worshipping cultist

Currencywords of wisdom

The Insane Hallucinations of Low bloods is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Of Corpse with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.829 billion Low blood are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Souls. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Low bloodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion wordss of wisdom a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,847 wordss of wisdom, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Low bloods's national animal is the Beasts, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The demon worshipping cultist.

Low bloods is ranked 10,919th in the world and 1st in The Great Wonderland for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,400.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,259thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,972ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,055thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,922ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,834thHighest Economic Output: 7,913thMost Stationary: 8,245thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,075thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,300thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,611thLargest Governments: 9,670thLowest Crime Rates: 10,441stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,858thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,919thMost Efficient Economies: 11,908thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,142ndMost Influential: 12,585thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,775thLargest Retail Industry: 14,488thMost Devout: 15,382ndNudest: 15,594thLargest Populations: 15,775thMost Developed: 16,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,823rd

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