by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,038th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,790th Most Subsidized Industry: 5,074th
The Insane Hallucinations of
Father Knows Best State
We are the forever that lurks in the darkest shadows.
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Low bloods

Population12.904 billion

CapitalCity of Souls
LeaderKing Of Corpse
FaithThe demon worshipping cultist

Currencywords of wisdom

The Insane Hallucinations of Low bloods is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Of Corpse with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.904 billion Low blood are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Souls. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Low bloodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,727 trillion wordss of wisdom a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,847 wordss of wisdom, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Low bloods's national animal is the Beasts, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The demon worshipping cultist.

Low bloods is ranked 34,148th in the world and 2nd in The Great Wonderland for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,038thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,061stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,807thHighest Economic Output: 7,398thMost Stationary: 7,607thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,681stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,216thLargest Governments: 9,439thLowest Crime Rates: 10,252ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,417thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,752ndMost Influential: 11,336thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,103rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,173rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,267thLargest Retail Industry: 14,106thLargest Populations: 14,718thMost Devout: 15,128thNudest: 15,840thMost Developed: 15,864thHighest Average Incomes: 16,308th

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