The Federal Kingdom of Krytenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Maria II with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 40.651 billion Krytenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,753 trillion argentals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,144 argentals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Krytenian as 'your finger, you fool', families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, the internal market is thriving, and Krytenian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 252,974^th in the world and 23^rd in Anaia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.86 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.