The Federal Kingdom of Krytenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Maria II with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 41.211 billion Krytenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,848 trillion argentals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,177 argentals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The internal market is thriving, Krytenian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 298,290^th in the world and 51^st in Anaia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 42.82 percentage of bribes refused.